mother in law in french

In the modern age, a French mother in law is not just a French family member. There is a new breed of mother in law that have the French mother in law title but they also wear the French title. They have a little bit of a French accent and they also have a little bit of a French accent on top of that. The French title of the mother in law is “ma’am” and the French title of the wife is “sir”.